Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-24609882-20140318064016/@comment-32500188-20140526233546

Ah, funny letter time... :-3

Dear McDonalds of America,

Please don't bring the creepy box thingie here, as you have slipped up and told the world you're thinking about doing. You claim you're trying to promote parents and kids to purchase healthier choices, yet you're doing more to scare them away from not just that, but your food altogether (not that this is a bad thing...). Not to mention people would really appreciate it more if that thing does not try to pop up on television every now and then and enforce nightmare fuel. You're better off with one scary clown and his cronies as it is, and if it were a life or death choice, I'd rather weather through Ronald stalking me than the bug-eyed Happy Meal box. (At the very least, I have pepper mace and I'm not afraid to use it.)

Sincerely,

Momo.

(Because really... "Happy" may have hit it off elsewhere in a few other countries, but people over my way receive Ronald and friends a whole lot better, as a good chunk of folks have grown up knowing and getting used to them as the years have passed... as if they weren't strange enough on their own, it took my friend years to get over her fear of the Ronald McDonald statue that used to sit on the bench outside of the one close to our old middle school. They probably would've done better making a new mascot that's an actual kid to add to the crew or something... or pulling the re-vamp card like most franchises do and make them into more "cool" modern characters.) XD