User blog comment:Serza5/Serza dares/@comment-24840832-20140602145704

Okie dokie, GUMI:

- Has multiple personalities [1]

- also has a bunch of clones [2]

- was born as the only mortal in a country of immortals [3]

- is immortal and has survived even the withering of the earth with thoughts of her loved one in mind [4]

- owns a stag beetle [5]

- accidentally traveled to the future once [5]

- befriended/fell in love with a fire extinguisher (and tragically lost said fire extinguisher) [6]

- is a lolicon [7]

- doesn't really want to grow up [8]

- probably smokes opium [9] and/or is high (and crazy) on 'shrooms once in a while [10]

- plays baseball [9]

- once had a crush on a boy who was eaten by a monster. Still had a crush on him after that [11]

- suffered from unrequited love and was unable to confess at some points in her life [every song ever (no, I'm totally not exaggerating, what do you mean)]

- is kind of a dominatrix [12]

- is a maid [13]

- is apparently a zombie [14]

- was at one point unable to recall anything about a person but their face [15]

- is yandere [16]

- is a god (with a low budget) [17]

- works as a magician on a ship [18]

- is a closet otaku [19]

- has a life-reset button [20]

- wants to learn Chinese [21]

- was once in some duke's harem [22]

- plays poker [23]

- is a cat [24]

- is a newsreader [25]

- wants to be eaten (metaphorically?) [26]

- has too much self-confidence (as a boy) [27]

- is invisible [28]

- wants to play a melody that will reach her beloved's heart [29]

- won't let anyone steal her loved ones [30]

I could've done some more but I think this isn't bad already. She's an overly confident yandere dominatrix who can't confess her feelings. Also an invisible otaku maid cat god who works as newsreader and magician on a boat. A lolicon who was born as the only mortal in her city who is immortal and later died and came back as a zombie that plays poker and baseball and has multiple personalities. Oh my.