Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-172.72.44.177-20160708204805/@comment-27144707-20161030041316

I'll pretend I understand half of this and blow a bit of my brain out here, though I honestly don't understand half of my own head:

Rin and Len, contrary to most if not all popular beliefs, are actually living evidence of Internet Rule 63 - if a character exists, there's a Genderbent Alternate somewhere. Nobody actually knows which was the original if indeed they didn't just both begin their existence at the same time in alternate universes. Because of the understandably confusing Laws of Genderbends, all their feelings for one another in every single song are both true and false at the same time. Sorry if that sound was your brain breaking in confusion, mine broke long ago for the same reason.

Miku is like me - she seems grown-up and mature on the outside, but inside she's like five. Seriously, just look at all her reactions when you give her gifts in Project Diva X, especially when she wants something to play with and you botch it up.

KAITO just wanted to be someone's favorite for once, so he painted his nails blue and started wearing winter clothing all year round as his way of "being himself". Somehow it worked, so he kept doing it, and look where that got him - all the songs in PDX, and he's in like three.

Haku wanted to be special to someone, but everyone only ever noticed her when Miku screwed up and only then to blame her, so she took to drinking to try and drown her depression.

Neru's like that one girl who used to be cool back in Junior High, but is now old news, so she has...issues with Miku.

Teto is wondering why everyone keeps calling her a VOCALOID when she's UTAU and only telling her Happy Birthday on April Fools - seriously, that's the sickest thing you could do to someone. Is it really her birthday? Or is everyone messing with her because April Fools? The fact that everyone keeps saying April 1st is her birthday all year round makes it seem true, but then that's what they'd want her to think. It's twisted, man.

Calne Ca was a fan that took things too far. I mean seriously, Ca only became Calne Ca once it started cosplaying as Miku...and it kept doing it, too.

Luka was a friend/lover?/rival of Miku(I hate the guys that use the second one btw). But Miku died. And Luka didn't. So now she sings instead. Thanks Akatsuki Arrival.

And Ring...RING NOOOOOOOOO T_T(Uncontrollable sobbing)

Mary: Great, thanks guys, you made him mention her.

Everyone else: Who are you?

Mary: (censored) I wasn't supposed to start speaking. There's no place like home! *pinch*

*you wake up in your bed*

You: .......what...the....