Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-35301431-20141201072351/@comment-24490922-20141213054017

Today was a good day I think. It was kind of awkward first period though because my adorkable guy friend in my first period class missed school for three days, and I knew he wouldn't miss school for the world so I actually was worried about him. Anyway, then another kid told me I should ask my friend out, and I said, "I already have a no-homo-pansexual-wife(don't question it), and her name's (let's just call her Mary) Mary." And then that kid's friend was like, "Wait, Mary with red hair and glasses?" Then I replied, "Uh... Yeah?" And then he blushed and said, "Isn't she adorable?" And my only reply was, "Uh.." And then he said, "Can you tell her I like her? Wait, actually, don't please." So I'm just here like, "Wut."