User blog comment:SweetCrazyYandereGirl/Halloween/@comment-4494553-20121025022711

LOL good luck.

Scaring people is fun. Me and my friend Alyssa scare the little children every Monday, Tuesday, and Friday night.

And someday, the little children will want revenge and recieve a blurry photograph of the two of us from an unknown source, but since it is so blurry they go after my twin brother (who looks nothing like me) and some other random sterotypical asian ninja girl instead. Those two will die and their bodies will be thrown into a ditch on the side of Intersate 95-A, and we go on living out happy demented, children scaring lives, while the little children enter a brief state of false security...UNTIL THE NEXT SATURDAY. CAUSE WE LIKE TO SWITCH IT UP SOMETIMES.

And THAT, my friend, gives you a portal to the mind of Alyssa Nicole Johnson, more commonly known as Alyssaland. I recommed you stay away. FAR. Away. VERY. FAR. AWAY.

...............................................................................Yeah......that happened. XD