Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-30602727-20140822032917/@comment-30602727-20140824183555

If you run across a gaggle of geese, you're going to have a bad time. They will bite you. When this happens, you want to scream as loud as you possibly can and tap dance. That way you get the police's attention. Totally proven to be the safest and useful method to get these geese arrested and moved to Canada

My cousins are totally beating me in Mario Kart. What do I do?!