User blog comment:Serza5/Serza dares/@comment-53539-20140602150849

Big Al
 * 1) Hates Valentine's day
 * 2) But thinks of himself as a sex-beast
 * 3) Is a slave to his master
 * 4) Has a personality disorder
 * 5) Is one step away from breaking down
 * 6) Has a secret relationship with his grandfather
 * 7) He is a hopeless Samurai
 * 8) His hand is a dolphin
 * 9) Likes little girls (no, I'm not saying what you think I'm saying)