The Tale Of A 10 Year Old Vampire Queen

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The Tale Of A 10 Year Old Vampire Queen is a song writen by CircusP and Jen. It was uploded for Halloween, but published a few days earlier.

What is posted in the video description of the video is

"This is a silly song that's not meant to be taken seriously."

Lyrics
For a millenia on this pitiful planetI've always been stuck with a childish form   Cursed for eternity is not as bad as it seemsWhen you're the reigning queen of all the obsceneBut there is just one thing that makes it less enduringWhen I go clothes shopping...everythings pink! (ew)   This story of a girl's tragedy through timeCenturies discreetly stalking the nightHiding in the shadows here for youHunting down through the dark for youTrying to spot your point of viewShe is too short to follow you   This threatening midnight everything gives you a frightHolding on to your life and I've come to playYou think I'm a lost kid, an image of innocenceI go in for the neck (HIYAA!!) ...there's no effect!! (Oh No!)   This story of a girl's tragedy through timeCenturies discreetly stalking the nightHiding in the shadows here for youHunting down through the dark for youTrying to spot your point of viewShe is too short to follow you   One thousand years watching time go on and onAll the tears are gone 'cause I found what I want! (omg... GARLIC-LESS PIZZA? YAAAAAY!!)A story of this girl's tragedy tonightShe's too young to buy one thing by herself(NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! OTL)   This story of a girl's tragedy through timeCenturies discreetly stalking the nightHiding in the shadows here for youHunting down through the dark for youTrying to spot your point of viewShe is too short to follow youOoh...==Derivatives==