User blog:Angel Emfrbl/DnD anyone?

Warning; this link contains swearing, but here is a amuaing DnD character generator.


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so my first attempt was less then flattering;

DEMURE DWARF SORCERER FROM A HIGH-CLASS BROTHEL WHO WAS RAISED BY GHOSTS

Wha-... O_O

then I got;

FRIENDLY ELF BARD FROM A NOMAD CIRCUS WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL

Okay...

And my third attempt;

FUNNY HUMAN WIZARD FROM A BUSTLING CITY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC, EVER

Erm... How do you play as THIS character?