The Umbrella Salesman

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The song tells the story of a umbrella salesman who attempts to sell magic umbrellas. However, he faces constant shunning for his outrageous claims about the umbrellas "magic". In the end, in an attempt to prove they are magical, he climbs a 40 foot building and shouts out to the people below him his sales pitch. Upon which he leaps into the sky while holding an umbrella.

Afterwards, his umbrellas are left scattered on the ground, to which the people of the city finally buy them.

According to Steampianist and Morbid, the song either has a sad ending or a happy (the salesman dies or floats away), depending on your point of view.

This song is featured in the album, Absurd Stories For The Rationally Insane. At one point the song also featured on Gasp radio every Thursday.

This song exceeded 100,000 views on YouTube.