Escalator

Background
"Trying for a fun rock song."

- Author's comment

"Escalator" is a song featuring CYBER SONGMAN by Bill White. The song was production between May 4 and June 1.

The lyrics contain criminal mischief and minor sexual themes and should be viewed at your own risk.

Lyrics
 You stole my green shoes Walked off with my booze Don't deny it

You totaled my car Jacked my friends at the bar What a big hit

Oh you think I'm a joke Only good for a poke but then you don't know my whole story Oh you started a war Now I'll even the score and I'll add a few points for glory

I nailed your best friend spoiled how the movie ends Okay, that's true

But you smashed my phone Fenced my dad's methadone So you were due

Oh you think I'm a fool Only good for a tool but then you don't know my whole story Oh you started a war Now I'll even the score and I'll add a few points for glory

Your cat seems lost in the purple haze

My dog's been gone for nearly three days

I mentioned to your boss your resume is fake

You sent my d▬ck pic to my mom what a snake!

You put Ex-Lax in my gin Stabbed me in my shin What a hateful shrew I painted your cockatoo and peed in your shampoo What could I do?

Oh you think I'm a chump Only good for a hump but then you don't know my whole story Oh you started a war Now I'll even the score and I'll add a few points for glory

and it's only Monday

Oh you think I'm a joke Only good for a poke but then you don't know my whole story Oh you started a war Now I'll even the score and I'll add a few points for glory

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