怪盗Fの台本〜消えたダイヤの謎〜 (Kaitou F no Scenario ~Kieta Daiya no Nazo~)

Background
【Invitation】 I will steal the "Diamond of Happiness" at the secret auction party held in the fantastic luxury liner. Tonight, I will show you the best show of the phantom thief. - From F the Phantom Thief "Libretto of Phantom Thief ”F”~ Mystery of Diamond Disappeared~" is an original song by teamOS. It is about a theft of an expensive diamond during its auction on an extravagant passenger ship.

The song features Miku as "the Journalist"; Gackpo as "the Auctioneer"; MAYU as "the Mechanic"; Rin as "the Police"; Len as "the Mafia"; GUMI as "the Magician"; KAITO as "the Politician"; Luka as "the Doctor"; IA as "the Waitress"; and MEIKO as "the Actress". When the auction is underway, the lights go black for 10 seconds and a gunshot rings. It is revealed after the lights come back on that a window large enough for a person to crawl through has been broken and the diamond is missing. As a black silk hat is seen floating on the water, it is suspected that the thief crawled out the window onto the deck, then dove into the sea.

The song has entered the Hall of Fame. It is featured in the albums EVER DREAM and Vocalofuture.

Lyrics
IMPORTANT NOTE: Some lyrics may be attributed to the wrong singer, as there is no official log of who sings what, specially the parts with black lyrics, as they mean that some combination of singers is singing that part.

Trivia

 * The "F" in the title stands for faaantastic! (Fantastic).
 * Because this song has the same producers as the Night ∞ Series, some individuals think they may be linked; however, this not been confirmed, and the two works seem to be otherwise unrelated.
 * The article that can be read in the newspapers is this one. In July 2013 (five months before "Phantom Thief F's Scenario ~Mystery of the Missing Diamond~" was uploaded), a thief stole very valuable jewelry that was being displayed in a private event in a hotel. The events are surprisingly similar to the ones featured in the song.