Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-25147000-20150320032731/@comment-30602727-20150427020506

Rest in Peace Eddie. You were such a good dwarf hamster. Little, fluffy, adorable... even though you liked to bite my fingers... and woke me up in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep for school whenever I slept over because your wheel was rattling every time you ran. You stuffed your face with yogurt chips and blueberries, it was cute.

And pissed in my cousin's bellybutton yesterday. That wasn't cute, but I don't know how you did that. And you also pooped on her boyfriend's head. You were clever, I'll give you that.

I hope you are no longer in pain and are happy where you are now. We loved you, that much is true.