Forum:Vocaloid; Rules of Engagement

Basically a list of "lol" moments or common things people say we should know are incorrect, anyone can add to this list.


 * 1) Japanese Vocaloids are perfect... Kaito and Meiko don't lack clarity, there was never a need for VY1v3, Gumi - Native, Lily - Native, Gakupo - Native, etc, etc)
 * 2) There are no English, Korean, Spanish voicebanks
 * 3) Neither are there original songs for English, Korean or Spanish Vocaloids.
 * 4) There are 8 Vocaloids, not 40+
 * 5) Japanese Vocaloids produce better English then actual English voicebanks.
 * 6) Rin/Len die all the time in songs.
 * 7) There are less then 100 songs.
 * 8) Kaqito is a goofball and/or a perv, the moment he does anything else his "out of character"
 * 9) Ditto Miku's a bitch and is not allowed to be anything else.
 * 10) Vocaloid is a band
 * 11) Vocaloid is an anime (okay, there will be an anime for 1 branch of Vocaloid now, but thats what this statement is saying - Angel Emfrbl).
 * 12) Vocaloid is a video game
 * 13) Black Rock Shooter is a fan made/variant of Miku.
 * 14) Every Vocaloid works EXACTLY the same way.
 * 15) I made the Vocaloid 2 software english, therefore Miku now is a english capable Vocaloid!
 * 16) No other Vocaloid has borrow design elements from Miku, or had influence from Miku.
 * 17) "X" Vocaloid is the best Vocaloid ever!
 * 18) Youtube is a reliable source of information.
 * 19) Lola is not the first Vocaloid, Miku is!
 * 20) English Voclaoids suck at doing English.
 * 21) Meiko is the first Vocaloid.
 * 22) "X" producer is a God.
 * 23) The Kagamine's Vocaloid 2 voicebanks are not as bad everyone says they are!
 * 24) Teto, Neru, Haku are Vocaloids.
 * 25) "X" cover song using Kiyoteru has good tuning
 * 26) Vocaloid has everything you need to make music with.
 * 27) "I can use a Japanese Vocaloid" (note; there is so much VSQ/VSQX inserting and cover songs in every possible Vocaloid for a reason ¬_¬')
 * 28) using a Japanese Vocaloid is easy
 * 29) "I can just throw a random VSQ/VSQX file into Voclaoid and everything will be fine"
 * 30) If Luka's English voicebank were better, you'd see more hits in English then Japanese in Japan.
 * 31) English Vocaloids are unrealistic sounding
 * 32) Boxart is a sign of quality.
 * 33) Its "Mizki" and "Yuma"
 * 34) VY2 has pink hair right?
 * 35) Every Vocaloid has a age, height, weight, etc
 * 36) "X" Vocaloid's character item should be...
 * 37) You don't need music lessons or theory to use Voclaoid right?
 * 38) The Voclaoids are better then real singers
 * 39) Even though the song sucks, since it's sung by my favorite Vocaloids it's AWESOME.
 * 40) PV > Actual song
 * 41) Rin is a bitch for killing my Lenny in Daughter of Evil
 * 42) Hetalia must be worked into every comments section for every Vocaloid song
 * 43) I have the same username as X Vocaloid therefore I must roleplay as them "in character" all the time. 8D
 * 44) I hate "x" Vocaloid because thier voice provider is ugly
 * 45) I like "X" vocaloid because their voice provider is cute.
 * 46) The Kagamine's are twins/lover/siblings/postmen/etc...
 * 47) Galaxias! is sung by Galaco
 * 48) Iroha Nekomura has no weaknesses
 * 49) Vocaloids have cannon personalities
 * 50) Kaito's official full name is Kaito Shion.
 * 51) If I make a song with two male/female Vocaloids it's automatically a pairing.
 * 52) UTAU is lumped in with vocaloid in everything, even though their not the same fandom. Example; Even though there is a crossovers section, all UTAU x Vocaloid fanfictions are lumpers in "vocaloid" in the fanfiction.net website, ot only that but every fanmade seems to have a selection in the drop down menu and all.
 * 53) Every song has a meaning
 * 54) All vocaloid songs are free.
 * 55) Every UTAU user is a wannabe voclaoid producer.
 * 56) Every UTAU user is using the software because they can't afford Vocaloid
 * 57) Every provider who lends their voice to UTAU really wants their voice in Vocaloid.
 * 58) "Lets make a Japanese Voicebank instead of a Japanese voicebank because they are quicker to make and easier, never mind Yamaha decides who does what lasnguage or that it won't nessecary be of good quality".
 * 59) "UTAU and Vocaloid work EXACTLY the same..."
 * 60) Anything with headphones, skirts, cyborg-like, and a name ends with "ne" is a Vocaloid even if it doesn't even have a voice.
 * 61) Any young male is instantly shota.
 * 62) Two males/females singing together in a song will result in a comments section being filled up with hate/love for yoai/yuri even if love is not the subject of a song. (note this is intended to be the same statement as #51 but I couldn't word it right - Angel Emfrbl)
 * 63) Luka is a bitch because she killed Miku in Scissorsroid.

Specifically in relation to the wikia;
 * 1) The wikia is ALWAYS wrong, "old fans" are always right (Reality; I won't say this wikia is 100% perfect, but I've know the "old fans" to be wrong plenty of times ;-) - One-Winged Hawk 08:49, July 1, 2012 (UTC) )
 * 2) Crossfrowne's history topic at VO forums has no errors and is correctly and fully sourced, since its written by a "old fan" its reliable (see a few points back).
 * 3) You can't rely on the vocaloid wikia for anything... Not even to tell you the basic "who is and isn't" a Vocaloid.
 * 4) The wikia needs regulating by outside forces because its not allowed to regulate itself.
 * 5) The words of people who don't contribute to it will dictate what can go in its pages.
 * 6) I can believe a random Youtube commet more then the wikia.
 * 7) The wikia is owned by Angel Emfrbl (I'm tired of this one, anyone can edit this wikia; its always been this way - One-Winged Hawk 08:49, July 1, 2012 (UTC))
 * 8) The best way to contribute is complain intead correct it by myself, someone else can do it (I'm tired of this, los que más alegan no mueven ni un p*to dedo Adept-eX 23:15, July 3, 2012 (UTC))