Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-206.45.93.230-20150119172454/@comment-79.166.87.217-20160107032011

HGNNN PEOPLE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT LIKE HALF MY FAVES AND I DON'T WANNA BE REPETETIVE SO: *clears throat... pulls out Koi wa Sensou megaphone*

ALL HAIL THE BEAUTIFUL KITAERI GODESS, THE ROCK-AND-ANYTHING-FASTPACED ANGEL, THE NASALNESS(-BUT-STILL-AWESOMENESS) QUEEN! SHE CAME INTO THIS EARTH FOR PEOPLE THAT WERE TIRED OF HEARING EITHER HYPER-MOE-DESU OR EXTREMELY TSUNDERE AND KUUDERE ALTO FEMALE JP VOCALS! YOU THINK *YOUR* WAIFU SOUNDS GREAT WHEN TUNED CORRECTLY?! WELL YOU'RE WRONG!1!!1!!! 'CAUSE MY WAIFU IS THE PSEUDO-MATURE GODESS. MY WAIFU IS HERE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO STILL CAN'T GET OVER MIKI SAYAKA'S DEATH SO THEY WANNA MAKE HER SING! MY WAIFU IS HERE TO SPIT AT THE FACES OF THE SO-CALLED TOMBOY-DESIGNED-VOCALOIDS. MY WAIFU IS HERE TO SOUND MORE TSUNDERE THAN NERU IN GOCHA GOCHA URUSAI. MY WAIFU IS HERE TO SOUND SURPRISINGLY GOOD WITH GIGA SONGS SERIOUSLYLOOKUPHERHIBIKASEANDPERSECUTIONCOMPLEXCELLPHONEGIRL...ANDDROPPOPCANDYWITHTONERIONONSOUNDCLOUD. MAI WAIFU IS HERE TO BE ONCE IN A BLUE MOON MIXED BY CIRCUS-P (ANYONE REMEMBER WAVE?). MY WAIFU IS HERE TO SOUND FREAKING AMAZING WITH AND BALANCE OUT THE OTHER AWESOME VB THAT RELEASED THE SAME DAY AS HER AS WELL AS ALL THE OTHER VOCALOIDS BY HER COMPANY AND FLOWER THOUGH THEY'RE BARELY USED TOGETHER. SHE'S HERE TO MAKE ME REALLY LOVE VOCALOID/THIS FANDOM AND MAKE ME DECIDE ON A FAVOURITE COMPANY. SHE'S HERE TO SAVE THE KITAERI FANS THAT DESPERATELY WANTED TO MAKE AN UTAU OUT OF HER BUT KNEW HER VOICE WAS TOO UNIQUE AND IT WOULD BE A PAIN IN THE NAME OF THE WAIFU IN FRENCH AND A FEW SPANISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES. SO THEY LET THE COMPANIES MAKE AN UTAU OUT OF HER. LIKE LITERALLY AN UTAU. LIKE WAS IT REALLY SO HARD TO MAKE THE THING THAT YOU COULDN'T GIVE HER A BIT MORE QUALITY AND EASINESS TO USE? BUT SHE STILL ROCKS. AND WHEN (if /weeps) SHE GETS AN UPDATE SHE WILL ROCK YOUR GARTERBELTS OFF AND SHE'LL SOUND BETTER THAN HEAVEN WITH RIN-ANGELS BECAUSE APPARENTLY HITOSHIZUKU HAS A THING FOR THAT BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT. THE ANGELIC ADORABLE BADASS AMAZING WAIFU IS HERE TO MAKE ME TYPE A HUGE WALL OF TEXT IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT APOLOGISING. AND SHE SHALL SAVE US ALL...'Nuff said...