"your drip is wack as hell" to gumi

"only 8 songs??" to unity chan

i bet you say “uwu” and “:3” unironically - to nekomura iroha

I love Gumi, but I could've said "Whoa! You got wacky clothes! XD"

Iroha is such a cute kitty, I'm just gonna compare her to Nepeta Leijon. (And sorry to randomly hop fandoms. Nepeta is from Homestuck, which is a long running comic that literally goes deep in silly strangeness.)

I even fused Iroha with Nepeta. Here it is.

":33< I purrfectly fused with her."

I would say “you are a full grown man. You don’t need to eat ice cream almost every day” to kaito

XD

Kaito could deserve some ice cream in the summer time, since that is coming up!

I would simply call kaito the thing he hates the most.

"kermit"

To Hatsune Miku: "Girl, the world isn't yours anymore. You don't even have the most viewed VOCALOID song on YouTube. Step aside, Miku. flower is about to take your crown this decade."

To v flower: "Your singing sometimes sound like you have a really bad cold. And you swallowed a bag of gravel, thinking it would help your sore throat. Take a cough drop, please. It will really help."