Say: I feel so burnt out.
Arc: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Say: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Arc: Well not if you’re expecting it.
Obsequious: I am going to need you to swear-
Slurpee: Fuck.
Obsequious:
Obsequious: ...swear as in promise.
Hyperdontia: You remind me of the ocean.
Candle Queen: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Hyperdontia: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Slurpee: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Christopher Pierre: ...We're on the ground floor.
Slurpee: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Novocaine: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Hyperdontia: Please, just say fuck.
Say: Arc and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Obsequious: What did you do?
Say: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Arc: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
Arc: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Say?
Say: No.
Arc: I think I speak for Say when I say it sounds really super.
Obsequious, confused and exasperated: Slurpee, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Slurpee: Politely
Obsequious: Christopher Pierre...
Christopher Pierre: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
this kinda sucks but eh
here's the website i used: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
