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Background
“Small☆Theori☆zation. I'm a☆Great☆Genius!!”
—Author's comment
"Doctor=Funk Beat" is an original song by nyanyannya.
This song is part of nyanyannya's "Lead Princess of the Color Stealing World Series". In it, KAITO plays the scientist Doctor Funk Beat, who at first glance seems to be, a happy-go-lucky doctor that claims he can give everyone happiness. However, in reality, he gives everyone something for them to cope with their misfortune, makes them believe in their hallucinations, such as becoming a famous star just because you think you are one, or gives them medicine and makes them think that it's happiness. He seems to like seeing his patients suffer, making his most beloved thing "happiness".
This song entered the Hall of Fame. It was released as a single of the same name, and featured in the second disc of the album Kadoh-Anna-Ruk=Cyanotype, as well as in the compilation album KAITO 10th Anniversary -Glorious Blue-.
- Main articles: Lead Princess of the Color Stealing World Series and Kadoh-Anna-Ruk-a Saga
Succeeding versions
不幸癒醫＝恐懼擊敗
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| Translation | Bùxìng Yù Yī=Kǒngjù Jíbài |
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| Featuring | Hatsune Miku V4 Chinese, KAITO
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| Producers | nyanyannya (music, tuning, translation modification, video), Yokanko (art), Yong Ji Fengkuang Kuang Xintu K, Fuzhu Cang Yun (translation), Feng Yan Gu He (translation modification, Chinese guidance)
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| Categories | VOCALOID cover |
Funk Beat Saga
Funk beat≠Junk beat
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| Translation | Funk beat≠Junk beat |
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| Featuring | KAITO
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| Producers | nyanyannya (arrange, lyrics), Yoyanko (illust), Hara (video)
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| Categories | Related |
ハイパーゴアムササビスティックディサピアリジーニャス
| Translation | Hyper Gore Musasabi Stick Disappearing Genius |
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| Featuring | KAITO
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| Producers | nyanyannya (music, lyrics), Yoyanko (illust)
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| Categories | Related |
魂流し
| Translation | Tamashii Nagashi |
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| Featuring | KAITO
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| Producers | nyanyannya (music, lyrics), Yoyanko (illust)
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| Categories | Related |
Lyrics
| Japanese (日本語歌詞) | Romaji (ローマ字) |
|---|---|
| お幸せにどうぞ | oshiawase ni douzo |
| まだ青い鳥をお探しの方は Come on, now | mada aoi tori wo osagashi no kata wa Come on, now |
| 諦めきれない方は来世で Get a chance | akirame kirenai kata wa raise de Get a chance |
| もう青い鳥が見える貴女は It's too late | mou aoi tori ga mieru anata wa It's too late |
| 幻覚に被虐趣味に多幸症…… | genkaku ni mazokizumu ni yuuforia...... |
| 妄想症 もうどうしよう | mousoushou mou doushiyou |
| 禁断症状 幸せが欲しい？ Got it! | kindanshoujou shiawase ga hoshii? Got it! |
| マジク？ not マジク！ 種も仕掛けもメディカル | majiku? not majiku! tane mo shikake mo medikaru |
| ココロもカラダも全部浸って頂戴 | kokoro mo karada mo zenbu hitatte choudai |
| 御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） | oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) |
| 御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） | oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) |
| 希代の鬼才の素敵なこの大・天・才！ | kitai no kisai no sutekina kono dai・ten・sai! |
| Get on! | |
| ドクター＝ファンクビート 登場だ Ready! | dokutaa = fankubiito toujou da Ready! |
| 名俳優 そこは良心なんだ痛むわけないだろう？ | mei haiyuu soko wa ryoushin nan da itamu wakenai darou? |
| ドクター＝ファンクビート 御加減は Lady? | dokutaa = fankubiito go kagen wa Lady? |
| そのとおり現実は苦痛だらけ ホント逝っちゃって | sono toori genjitsu wa kutsuu darake honto icchatte |
| ハッピー＆ハッピー お幸せにどうぞ | happii & happii oshiawase ni douzo |
| 「世界中の不幸にはミダスの手を」 | "sekaijuu no fukou ni wa midasu no te wo" |
| そんな貴女にはおクスリを （Dumb down） | sonna anata ni wa wo kusuri wo (Dumb down) |
| イマこの瞬間も不幸が蔓延るなら | ima kono shunkan mo fukou ga habikoru nara |
| 世界中の偽善者はいつ眠るんでしょうね？ | sekaijuu no gizensha wa itsu nemurun deshou ne? |
| ラブ？ near ラブ！ もう少しだけケミカル | rabu? near rabu! mousukoshi dake kemikaru |
| ココロもカラダも全部喰らって頂戴 | kokoro mo karada mo zenbu kuratte choudai |
| 幸せかい？（イエスマイドクター） | shiawase kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) |
| 幸せかい！（イエスマイドクター） | shiawase kai! (iesu mai dokutaa) |
| 奇跡の異才の素敵なこの大！大！大・天・才！ | kiseki no isai no sutekina kono dai! dai! dai・ten・sai! |
| Get on! | |
| ドクター＝ファンクビート 回診だ Ready? | dokutaa = fankubiito kaishin da Ready? |
| Oh!! 知能の問題だ 治るわけないだろう | Oh!! interijensu no mondai da naoru wakenai darou |
| ドクターヘルプミー 急患は Rowdy! | dokutaa herupu mii kyuukan wa Rowdy! |
| 幸福感足りないなら他人を叩き落して | koufukukan tarinai nara tanin wo hataki otoshite |
| ハッピー＆ハッピー 次の方どうぞ | happii & happii tsugi no kata douzo |
| マジク？ not マジク！（マジク？ not マジク！） | majiku? not majiku! (majiku? not majiku!) |
| 熱烈歓迎？奶奶的！（ルーリエホワンインナイナイダー） | ruurie howan in? nai nai daa! (ruurie howan in nai nai daa) |
| 御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） | oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) |
| 御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） | oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) |
| 迂闊に今夜も極度に素敵なこれが大！大！大！大！大・天・才！ | ukatsu ni konya mo kyokudo ni sutekina kore ga dai! dai! dai! dai! dai・ten・sai! |
| Get on! | |
| ドクター＝ファンクビート 夢を見た | dokutaa = fankubiito yume wo mita |
| 誰もが幸せになるコドモ騙しの妄想SHOW | dare mo ga shiawase ni naru kodomo damashi no mousou SHOW |
| 誰もが不幸なのだ その巫山戯たディストピアの中では | dare mo ga fukouna no da sono fuzaketa disutopia no naka de wa |
| そこでコイツだ『幸福の在り処』 出し惜しみはナンセンス | sokode koitsu da 『kuraudonain』 dashi oshimi wa nansensu |
| さぁアナタもアナタもアナタもこれで逝きましょう | saa anata mo anata mo anata mo kore de yuki mashou |
| 囚われの鉛姫 ようやく貴女の順番だ Oh!! 申し遅れました | damuzeru in disutoresu douyaku anata no junban da Oh!! moushi okure mashita |
| もしもし幸せになりたいなら誰もが称えるその名のところへ | moshimoshi shiawase ni naritai nara daremo ga tataeru sono na no tokoro e |
| それがドクター＝ファンクビート | sore ga dokutaa = fankubiito |
| 大・天・才！（大・天・才！） | dai・ten・sai! (dai・ten・sai!) |
| お幸せにどうぞ | oshiawase ni douzo |
| Chinese (中文歌词) / Japanese (日本語歌詞) | Pinyin (拼音) / Romaji (ローマ字) |
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| 请变得幸福吧 | qing bian de xingfu ba |
| 还在追随青鸟的人 Come on，now | hai zai zhuisui qingniao de ren Come on,now |
| 无法放弃的各位就静等来世 Get a chance | wufa fangqi de gewei jiu jing deng laishi Get a chance |
| 终于见到青鸟的小姐您 It's too late | zhongyu jian dao qingniao de xiaojie nin It's too late |
| 幻觉与受虐狂与欣快症 | huanjue yu shou nüe kuang yu xin kuai zheng |
| 妄想症 该怎么办呢 | wangxiang zheng gai zenme ban ne |
| 戒断症状 想变幸福吗？ Got it | jie duan zhengzhuang xiang bian xingfu ma? Got it |
| Magic？ Not magic！ | |
| 不管我耍花招愚弄你都是医学 | buguan wo shuahuazhao yunong ni dou shi yixue |
| 心灵也好身体也好 请全部沉浸其中 | xinling ye hao shenti ye hao qing quanbu chenjin qizhong |
| 您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） | nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor) |
| 您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） | nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor) |
| 绝代的鬼才的极好的我这个大・天・才！Get on! | juedai de guicai de ji hao de wo zhege dai・ten・sai! Get on! |
| Doctor=Funk Beat 登场已经 Ready！ | Doctor=Funk Beat dengchang yijing Ready! |
| 著名演员 那就是良心为什么在痛的原因? | zhuming yanyuan na jiushi liangxin weishenme zai tong de yuanyin? |
| Doctor=Funk Beat 怎么样？ Lady | Doctor=Funk Beat zenme yang? Lady |
| 没错这个世界现实充满痛苦 真的死掉啦 | mei cuo zhege shijie xianshi chongman tongku zhen de si diao la |
| Happy&Happy 请变得幸福吧 | Happy&Happy qing bian de xingfu ba |
| Midas的手是世界上不幸的根源 | Midas de shou shi shijie shang buxing de genyuan |
| 那就是小姐您的特效药（Dumb down！） | na jiushi xiaojie nin de texiao yao (Dumb down!) |
| 如果在这个瞬间不幸蔓延开来了的话 | ruguo zai zhege shunjian buxing manyan kai laile dehua |
| 全世界的伪善者什么时候入眠呢？ | quan shijie de weishan zhe shenme shihou rumian ne? |
| Love？Near love！只是多了一些化学成分 | Love? Near love! zhishi duole yixie huaxue chengfen |
| 心灵也是身体也是 请全部啃食殆尽 | xinling yeshi shenti yeshi qing quanbu ken shi dai jin |
| 幸福了吗？（Yes my doctor） | xingfule ma? (Yes my doctor) |
| 幸福了吗？（Yes my doctor） | xingfule ma? (Yes my doctor) |
| 奇迹的异才的绝妙的我这个大！大！大・天・才！ Get on！ | qiji de yi cai de juemiao de wo zhege dai! dai! dai・ten・sai! Get on! |
| Doctor=Funk Beat 复诊已经 Ready! | Doctor=Funk Beat fuzhen yijing Ready! |
| Oh！智力的问题 不一定能治好吧 | Oh! zhili de wenti bu yiding neng zhi hao ba |
| Doctor help me 急诊患者 Rowdy | Doctor help me jizhen huanzhe Rowdy |
| 如果幸福感不够就对别人落井下石！ | ruguo xingfu gan bugou jiu dui bieren luojingxiashi! |
| Happy&Happy 有请下一位 | Happy&Happy you qing xia yi wei |
| （哈哈哈！大天才--Doctor funk beat 登场！） | (Hā hā hā! Dà tiāncái--Doctor funk beat dēngchǎng!) |
| （让我们在bilibili动画中也展现出无愧于大天才之名的活跃风采吧！） | (Ràng wǒmen zài bilibili dònghuà zhōng yě zhǎnxiàn chū wúkuì yú dà tiāncái zhī míng de huóyuè fēngcǎi ba!) |
| Magic？ Not magic！（Magic？ Not magic！） | |
| 热烈欢迎？奶奶的！（热烈欢迎奶奶的） | relie huanying? mainai de! (Relie huanying nainai de) |
| 您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） | nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor) |
| 您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） | nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor) |
| 不经意的胡乱的今晚极度绝佳的我这个大！大！大！大！大・天・才！ | bujingyi de huluan de jin wan jidu jue jia de wo zhege dai! dai! dai! dai! dai・ten・sai! |
| Get on! | |
| Doctor=Funk Beat 做了一个梦 | Doctor=Funk Beat zuole yige meng |
| 骗小孩的 所有人都是幸福的妄想show | pian xiaohai de suoyou ren dou shi xingfu de wangxiang show |
| 任谁都是不幸的 那恶作剧的反乌托邦中 | ren shei dou shi buxing de na ezuoju de fan wutuobang zhong |
| 那是那家伙的『幸福之处』 | na shi na jiahuo de "xingfu zhi chu" |
| 舍不得付出就是无稽之谈 | shebude fuchu jiushi wuji zhi tan |
| 那么您也您也您也这样离开吧 | name nin ye nin ye nin ye zheyang likai ba |
| 被囚禁的铅姬 | bei qiujin de qian ji |
| 终于轮到小姐您了 Oh!!抱歉 我迟到了 | zhongyu lun dao xiaojie ninle Oh!! baoqian wo chidaole |
| 想要 想要得到幸福的话 | xiang yao xiang yao dedao xingfu dehua |
| 就去大家都知道名字的地方吧 | jiu qu dajia dou zhidao mingzi de difang ba |
| 那就是Doctor=Funk Beat | na jiushi Doctor=Funk Beat |
| 大・天・才！（大・天・才！） | dai・ten・sai! (dai・ten・sai!) |
| 请变得幸福吧 | qing bian de xingfu ba |
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