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Image of "听力考试现在开始 (Tīnglì Kǎoshì Xiànzài Kāishǐ)"
Song title
  • "听力考试现在开始"
  • Traditional Chinese: 聽力考試現在開始
  • Pinyin: Tīnglì Kǎoshì Xiànzài Kāishǐ
Published June 15, 2019, with 155,500+ bilibili views
Featuring
Producers
  • Gai Banzhu (compose, arrange, mixing)
  • Xi Zhong Ren (lyrics)
  • Coordinate-P (tuning)
  • Jiu Hu (art)
  • Su Yi Mo (planning, PowerPoint)
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BackgroundEdit

"Tīnglì Kǎoshì Xiànzài Kāishǐ" is an original song featuring YANHE. Luo Tianyi and Yuezheng Ling's vocals were used in minor parts of the song. In the lyrics, there are clips of people speaking in English to simulate a comprehension test.

This song exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili.

LyricsEdit

Singer + Color
YANHETianyi
Ling
Chinese (中文歌词) Pinyin (拼音)
平心静气 调整耳机 pingxinjingqi tiaozheng erji
直面死亡的频率 zhimian siwang de pinlü
我才不会 说我此刻 实际上慌得一批 wo cai bu hui shuo wo cike shiji shang huang de yi pi
莫得复习 没有关系 裸考才是真实力 mo de fuxi meiyou guanxi luo kao cai shi zhenshi li
凭直觉 凭欧气 分分钟 答完这 小小听力 ping zhijue ping ou qi fen fenzhong da wan zhe xiao xiao tingli

这个词 听不懂 下一句 没听清 zhege ci ting bu dong xia yiju mei ting qing
脑子里 乱成团 举棋不定 naozi li luan cheng tuan juqibuding
选项C 不可能 ABD 三选一 骰子保命 xuanxiang C bu keneng ABD san xuan yi shaizi baoming
不 我觉得还能抢救一下 bu wo juede hai neng qiangjiu yixia
诶 这段话它究竟讲个啥 ei zhe duan hua ta jiujing jiang ge sha
开始后悔啦 整天咸鱼吃瓜 kaishi houhui la zheng tian xian yu chi gua
稍等一下啊 还没答完呐 shao deng yixia a hai mei da wan na

骰子女神 飞面大仙 集体休假没天理 shai zi nüshen fei mian daxian jiti xiujia mei tianli
谁管你啊 Shéi guǎn nǐ a
不要悲伤 不要心急 生活总爱欺骗你 buyao beishang buyao xinji shenghuo zong ai qipian ni
谁骗谁啊 Shéi piàn shéi a
什么懵懂 什么懵逼 逝者已去莫再提 shenme mengdong shenme meng bi shi zhe yi qu mo zai ti
甭提啦 Béng tí la
没关系 没关系 现在我才开始认真答题 meiguanxi meiguanxi xianzai wo cai kaishi renzhen dati

这一句 听不懂 下一句 没听清 zhe yiju ting bu dong xia yiju mei ting qing
脑子里 快过载 就要蓝屏 naozi li kuai guozai jiu yao lanping
选项C 不太行 ABD 难确定 听天由命 xuanxiang C bu taixing ABD nan queding tingtianyouming
不 我觉得还能抢救一下 bu wo juede hai neng qiangjiu yixia
诶 这问题它究竟说个啥 ei zhe wenti ta jiujing shuo ge sha
做不下去啦 全程都麻爪 zuo bu xiaqu la quancheng dou ma zhao
稍等一下啊 还没答完呐 shao deng yixia a hai mei da wan na

隔壁阿绫每天刷题 下铺天依学霸役 gebi A Ling meitian shua ti xia pu Tianyi xue ba yi
整个考试 没准备 只有我自己 zhengge kaoshi mei zhunbei zhiyou wo ziji

这一题 没听清 下一题 听不懂 zhe yi ti mei ting qing xia yi ti ting bu dong
左耳入 右耳出 就像做梦 zuo er ru you er chu jiu xiang zuomeng
C也像 D也行 A和B 也都不 排除可能 C ye xiang D ye xing A he B ye du bu paichu keneng
不 我觉得还能抢救一下 bu wo juede hai neng qiangjiu yixia
做不下去啦 全程都麻爪 zuo bu xiaqu la quancheng dou ma zhua
稍等一下啊 还没答完呐 shao deng yixia a hai mei da wan na
考试去死吧 不要做人啦 kaoshi qu si ba buyao zuoren la

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