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hey guys what's the best time of the day to file a lawsuit against your dentist for malpractice?
................................................. tooth hurty
—GHOST

HAPPY PRIDE HERE'S A SONG ABOUT THE DENTIST
—Creep-P

NOVOCAINE is a song featuring v4 flower by GHOST and Creep-P. It is the prequel to their previous collaboration, HYPERDONTIA.

The lyrics and PV contain disturbing images and themes and should be viewed at your own risk.

Succeeding versions[]

APIECEOFONION Remix
YouTube logo
[yt]
Featuring
MAIKA
Producers
APIECEOFONION (remix), Creep-P (video), GHOST (Art)
Categories Succeeding versions; Remix

Lyrics[]

The doctor will see you now.

How are you today?
What seems to be the problem?
Well. I don’t think that’s the case
Something is wrong...
...And it’s all your fault.

How are you today?
I’ve found a diagnosis
And I have just what you need
Something is wrong and it’s all your fault

Don’t be afraid
You’re making things worse!
I should know ‘cus I’m the doctor here
Don’t run away
I’ll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me

First of all, let’s establish one thing:
A kind heart like me really doesn’t have to do this
You don’t deserve it

So pay your fees with appreciation
You’re in my debt for as long as you need medication
For a chronic condition

And everybody’s watching
Everybody wants to know
"What the hell is wrong with you, there!"
"Over there!"

Everybody noticed
The abomination inside your mouth

Now don’t make this harder than it has to be
You’re the one pulling teeth for an eternity
(Pull ‘em out and, and, and wash ‘em off, the memories)
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
(Tear ‘em out and, and, and make up for forgotten years)
Your infection shall have its final dance


With a small pinch, let’s administer the novocaine
It’s not that painful, so why the hell are you crying?

I gave you treatment
You didn’t even feel a thing in the first place
Oh, how f▬cking sad
You made excuses to dissociate
You’re bleeding now ‘cus you never floss
And I’m the one who deals with your loss

So open your mouth!
And say “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!"
Say ““AH!" “AH!" AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “Ah-!"

Don’t make this harder than it has to be
You’re the one pulling teeth for an eternity
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
Your infection shall have its final dance

Don’t be afraid
You’re making things worse!
I should know ‘cus I’m the doctor here
Don’t run away
I’ll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me

Say “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!"

Now all of your memories
Memories, memories
Must be side effects
Side effects of the anesthesia
I never did
Never did anything
To warrant your hate
Your hate
Your hatred towards me

Anyway, let’s try again

The doctor will see you now.

Say “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!"

Don’t pull away
You’re making things worse!
I should know ‘cus I’m the surgeon here
Don’t be afraid
I’ve given you everything!
All the teeth that I pull are mine to keep

I tried to help you
You chose to refuse
If you want it that way,
I’m gonna operate
Forever and a day
You never had a say

I know exactly what’s best for you
I’ve done exactly what’s best for you

Derivatives[]

Sharkie P's cover ft. Daisy
YouTube logo
[yt]
Featuring
Daisy
Producers
Sharkie P
Categories Alter/Ego cover
Lollia's cover
YouTube logo
[yt]
Featuring
Producers
Lollia (cover), anarunaruru (mix), Hoz-Bo (illust), itsAvient (video)
Categories Human cover
NERO_inu's MMD PV
YouTube logo
[nn][yt]
Featuring
flower
Producers
NERO_inu (motion), SURA. (motion)
Categories Fanmade PV
PastelPrince's Cover Ft. Fukase
YouTube logo
[yt]
Featuring
Producers
PastelPrince (tuning, mixing, video), Nasai Nasai (VSQx), Jjinomu (MMD Model)
Categories VOCALOID Cover

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Discography[]

This song was featured in the following albums:

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