NOVOCAINE

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Background[]

“hey guys what's the best time of the day to file a lawsuit against your dentist for malpractice?
................................................. tooth hurty”
—GHOST

“HAPPY PRIDE HERE'S A SONG ABOUT THE DENTIST”
—Creep-P

"NOVOCAINE" is a song featuring flower by GHOST and Creep-P. It is the prequel to their previous collaboration, HYPERDONTIA.

Succeeding versions[]

APIECEOFONION Remix

Featuring	MAIKA
Producers	APIECEOFONION (arrange)
Categories	Arrangement

Lyrics[]

The doctor will see you now.

How are you today?
What seems to be the problem?
Well. I don’t think that’s the case
Something is wrong...
...And it’s all your fault.

How are you today?
I’ve found a diagnosis
And I have just what you need
Something is wrong and it’s all your fault

Don’t be afraid
You’re making things worse!
I should know ‘cus I’m the doctor here
Don’t run away
I’ll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me

First of all, let’s establish one thing:
A kind heart like me really doesn’t have to do this
You don’t deserve it

So pay your fees with appreciation
You’re in my debt for as long as you need medication
For a chronic condition

And everybody’s watching
Everybody wants to know
"What the hell is wrong with you, there!"
"Over there!"

Everybody noticed
The abomination inside your mouth

Now don’t make this harder than it has to be
You’re the one pulling teeth for an eternity
(Pull ‘em out and, and, and wash ‘em off, the memories)
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
(Tear ‘em out and, and, and make up for forgotten years)
Your infection shall have its final dance

With a small pinch, let’s administer the novocaine
It’s not that painful, so why the hell are you crying?

I gave you treatment
You didn’t even feel a thing in the first place
Oh, how f▬cking sad
You made excuses to dissociate
You’re bleeding now ‘cus you never floss
And I’m the one who deals with your loss

So open your mouth!
And say “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!"
Say ““AH!" “AH!" AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “Ah-!"

Don’t make this harder than it has to be
You’re the one pulling teeth for an eternity
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
Your infection shall have its final dance

Don’t be afraid
You’re making things worse!
I should know ‘cus I’m the doctor here
Don’t run away
I’ll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me

Say “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!"

Now all of your memories
Memories, memories
Must be side effects
Side effects of the anesthesia
I never did
Never did anything
To warrant your hate
Your hate
Your hatred towards me

Anyway, let’s try again

The doctor will see you now.

Say “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!" “AH!"

Don’t pull away
You’re making things worse!
I should know ‘cus I’m the surgeon here
Don’t be afraid
I’ve given you everything!
All the teeth that I pull are mine to keep

I tried to help you
You chose to refuse
If you want it that way,
I’m gonna operate
Forever and a day
You never had a say

I know exactly what’s best for you
I’ve done exactly what’s best for you

Derivatives[]

grace herring's cover ft. IA

Featuring	IA ROCKS
Producers	grace herring
Categories	VOCALOID cover

Nasai Nasai's cover ft. DEX

Featuring	DEX
Producers	Nasai Nasai
Categories	VOCALOID cover

The Macabre Guy's Spanish cover

Featuring	v4 flower
Producers	The Macabre Guy
Categories	Alternate language

Brishko's Spanish cover

Featuring	Fukase
Producers	Brishko (cover, Spanish lyrics); grace herring (VSQx); arмιnι donυт (video)
Categories	VOCALOID cover; Alternate language; Fanmade PV

PastelPrince's cover ft. Fukase

Featuring	Fukase
Producers	PastelPrince (cover, video); Nasai Nasai (VSQx); Jjinomu (MMD Model); amiamy111 (stage)
Categories	VOCALOID cover

Persephone-P's cover ft. KAITO

Featuring	KAITO V3 English
Producers	Persephone-P (cover, illust, video); grace herring (VSQx)
Categories	VOCALOID cover

Sharkie-P's cover ft. Daisy

Featuring	Daisy
Producers	Sharkie-P (cover); grace herring (VSQx)
Categories	Alter/Ego cover

Lollia's cover

Featuring	Lollia
Producers	anarunaruru (mixing); Hoz-Bo (illust); itsAvient (video)
Categories	Human cover

Deep Sea Remix

Featuring	Nekomura Iroha V4
Producers	Sharkie-P (arrange); grace herring (VSQx)
Categories	Arrangement; VOCALOID cover

NERO_inu's MMD MV

Featuring	flower
Producers	NERO_inu
Categories	Fanmade PV

NOVOCAINE

Contents

Background[]

Succeeding versions[]

Lyrics[]

Derivatives[]

Other media appearances[]

Discography[]

Gallery[]

External links[]

Official[]

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